WoW Haiku

It is time to spread my wings and show my sensitive side, and therefore I share my WoW haikus.

Rogue:
You stealth and then stab.
All clothies die by your blades.
I hate all of you.

Priest:
A prayer heals all wounds.
They do not touch little boys.
With a word they shield.

Warrior:
You crush all with strength.
Platemail is your very best friend.
You are a meat shield.

Shamans:
Frost shock is king.
Fear all the mighty totems.
Windfury for the win.

Hunter:
Have bow and arrows.
Let the pet do all the work.
Feign death, live again.

Mage:
Lords of fire and ice.
I feel like mutton tonight.
Dresses are manly.

Druids:
Guards of the forest.
Bears and cats and even trees.
They are all hippies.

Warlock:
Great wings of shadow.
You harness death and decay.
I want a felguard.

Paladin:
Wear lots of armor.
Uh oh, a fight is coming.
Bubble, hearth, and log.